Only Slightly Obsessive

Tuesday

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June 2013

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where people aren’t allowed to be unhappy

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We liked San Diego. We struggled to come up with a reason why anyone could be angry living in that city. And to be honest, we didn’t really encounter anyone who was anything less than absurdly jolly during our short visit to SoCal.

Our hotel, La Valencia, was breathtaking. It was built in 1908 and kept the quaint and historical vibe quite nicely. The doors were hand painted in gold cursive to announce the room number “Six Hundred Twenty Four”. It was all very glamorous.

a view i could easily get used to

a view i could easily get used to

 

testing the self-timer feature on my new dslr: not too awkward.

testing the self-timer feature on my new dslr: not too awkward.

We met up for a beer and burger in the Ocean Beach neighborhood at Raglan, with a Baton Rouge boy who now lives the California lifestyle, working on a catering company and running his new concept, Local Habit. He told us where the locals go, a small cove called “No Surf”. Despite the name, there were, indeed, surfers. We set up shop and enjoyed the view and the water for a couple of hours.

baywatch hits san diego

baywatch hits san diego

 

overcast and overwhelmed

overcast and overwhelmed

 

xerxes, king of no surf beach

xerxes, king of no surf beach

Martin and I ate dinner with my family in La Jolla at Whisknladle, while Monica and Jon enjoyed Nine Ten. We met back up with our Louisiana friend at his establishment and tried a great selection of California beers. We ended the evening in the strangest way possible. What we were told would be “live music” was a mini version of Burning Man, in a bar with carpet (hello bowling alley), and a hippie with tribal instruments this New Orleans girl ain’t never seen. We caught a brief glimpse of the true San Diego, but knew we were out of place when a long-skirted, dreadlocked, peace-preaching hippie hugged everyone in the bar except us. My platform heels and perfectly-coiffed sock bun were clearly not welcome.

The next day, we woke with sad faces, knowing we had to leave San Diego. Monica and I ate breakfast at Coffee Cup Cafe while the boys continued their week-long search for a Bait and Tackle t-shirt. We strolled the quaint streets of La Jolla and said goodbye to La Valencia with a final cocktail and view of the Pacific Ocean.

that small black dot in the water is a sea lion!

that small black dot in the water is a sea lion!

 

til next time, la jolla!

til next time, la jolla!

 

a very friendly seagull who was a model in a former life and is friends with the california gray squirrel in palm springs

a very friendly seagull who was a model in a former life and is friends with the california gray squirrel in palm springs

 

and would our trip to california be complete without witnessing a marijuana bust? it's legal, y'all, but you can't grow it in your front flowerbed without a license

and would our trip to california be complete without witnessing a marijuana bust? it’s legal, y’all, but you can’t grow it in your front flowerbed without a license

I am honestly already planning our next trip to California. First stop: San Diego.

Wednesday

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June 2013

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lots of palm, zero springs

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I pulled up to The Saguaro and knew I could easily spend a serious amount of time amidst the rainbow of colors and the incredible landscape. And then, there were, the gays. Oh, oh the gays. My fellow travelers may have been surprised by the plethora of speedos and japanese fans at the pool, but I knew exactly what I was getting us into, at the hotel “popular with the gay community”.

We checked in to a colorful and quiet lobby, but upon opening the doors to our rooms, we found the windows to be bouncing from the bass at the rockin’ party happening poolside, unbeknownst to us. We tossed on our swimsuits and spent the next several hours drinking twelve-dollar skinny coladas and doing some serious people watching.

the bocce ball court was pretty empty, because really, who could concentrate on any sport when the bass was bumpin?!

the bocce ball court was pretty empty, because really, who could concentrate on any sport when the bass was bumpin?!

 

view of the party from our room. i've never gotten dressed so quickly.

view of the party from our room. i’ve never gotten dressed so quickly.

 

the swan wouldn't stop looking at me so jonica handled that situation quickly

the swan wouldn’t stop looking at me so jonica handled that situation quickly

 

swan dive!

swan dive!

 

and to think that martin claims monica ruins his life. life looks pretty awesome in this shot.

and to think that martin claims monica ruins his life. life looks pretty awesome in this shot.

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and then, ru paul’s lookalike taught me how to properly flip a fan out

We finished our day of debauchery and decadence with a nap. We slept too late and barely made it to dinner but I am so glad we did. Tinto, the hotel restaurant was super impressive.

Day two in Palm Springs involved a bike ride three miles in the wrong direction in the desert. I was on the verge of going into survival mode and may have started thinking about who I was going to eat first if no one found me. We got turned around just before things started getting risky and ate a great breakfast at Palm Spring’s version of Denny’s, but better. After ditching our bikes, we went to the Palm Springs Aerial Tramway and rode up to some of the most amazing views I’ve seen. Our hike was pretty awesome, if you can call it a hike.

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i’m the queen of palm sprrriiiiinnnngggssssss!

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just to scare monica, i attempted to flip upside down on the edge of a cliff 8,500 feet in the air.

monica wouldn't venture to the edge but her picture is just as gorgeous

monica wouldn’t venture to the edge but her picture is just as gorgeous

 

to further rock monica's boat, jon went climbing

to further rock monica’s boat, jon went climbing

 

and this happened. are you surprised?

and this happened. are you surprised?

 

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and with just as much temptation as martin and jon had to pose with the boulder, i had just as much urge to climb in the crater

 

tree hugging was abundant

tree hugging was abundant

 

and the california gray squirrel was surprisingly friendly

and the california gray squirrel was surprisingly friendly

 

We spent our last night with a great dinner at Trio and then went out to the only bar open on Memorial Day night in Palm Springs, where we saw the worst cover band in Palm Springs. We took the scenic route to our next stop, San Diego, and had to stop to photograph the path we took, which eerily resembled an ambitious Hot Wheels track.

the view. whoa.

the view. whoa.

 

we'll definitely miss palm springs!

we’ll definitely miss palm springs!